Dance Moves: An Emergency Guide For Men

I saw this video on Cynical-C’s blog (thanks Radmila), and I laughed so hard I had to post it on my blog. Although in the title it states that it’s for men, I believe the advice is universal.
Be sure to check out other funny and informative “How-To” videos on videojug.com.
May I suggest..."How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend/Boyfriend".

Click to watch Dance Moves: An Emergency Guide For Men

What Not To Do:

1) No Singing
Concentrate on the job of dancing; let the beat be your guide not the words. You wouldn't normally sing in public so why start now?

2) No Mauling
Dancing with someone should not be seen as an opportunity to grope their ass. Try a subtler approach to showing your affection.



3) No Whoop Whooping
Closely related to number 1 and no less heinous; the whoop whoop should be confined to the 80's and never spoken of again.

4) No Narrative Dancing
You are not here to tell a story, and although you may think that the old 'mowing the lawn' number is a fail safe party starter, that look on their face is not awe, it's uncensored ridicule so put down that can of beans, turn off the engine and stop blaming it on the boogie.



5) No Pointing, Clapping, Bouncing, or Clicking Your Fingers
You may see others doing it but these moves simply highlight the
fact that your grasp of the beat is not as firm as theirs.


"I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine."

-Men Without Hats, "Safety Dance"